Ἰωάννης Μακαρθύρα κατὰ Μᾶρκον Δρισκῶλον

Here's another great little story written by a student who recently completed CKI's Greek 1 class. The student shared this story (about the recent Mark Driscoll and John Macarthur fiasco) in class, asked some questions of his classmates (questions not included here), and got a few laughs from the story along the way. Give it a read, it has a fun twist at the end and I think you'll enjoy it! 

ὁ Μᾶρκος Δρισκῶλος εὗρεν τὴν ἐκκλησίαν τοῦ  Ἰωάννου Μακαρθύρας.
Ἰωάννης δὲ ἤνοιξεν τὸ στόμα αὐτοῦ καὶ εἶπεν περὶ ἐτέραν πυράν.
ὁ Μᾶρκος οῦ ἐφίλησα τούτους λόγους.
καὶ ὁ Μᾶρκος ἔλαβεν τὸν καινὸν βίβλον αὐτοῦ καὶ εἶπεν· ἄνθρωποι, λάβετε βίβλον μοῦ.
ἡ ἐκκλησία τοῦ  Ἰωάννου ἔλαβεν βιβλία πολλά ἀπὸ Μᾶρκου.
οἱ μαθηταὶ τοῦ  Ἰωάννου ἔθεντο τὰς βίβλους ἐν ἐτέρῳ πυρί.

-J. Los

-M. Halcomb (ed.)